July42009
Incremible Sedis.
I am watching Andy Roddick having just stole the 3rd set in a tiebreak.
and i am so fucking proud of that yank.
i know i know
i’ve done a 180 on Roddick but actually
he did 90
i did 90.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
RODDICK DID IT!!!!
HJOLY SHIITE!!!!
In my tennis-induced blur I hadn’t heard who’d left the stage.
It’s dodobird.
And she’s, ahem, rambling more incoherently than Gov. Sanford.
Bless the GOP. With SNL as weak as it’s been this has been such a gift.
Yeah, yeah Serena won. Knocked her sister [and my favorite Williams] out in straight sets in what was a pretty ho-hum event.
First set went to a breaker with Serena totally taking over winning it 7-2.
Second set Serena picked it up and Venus couldn’t steady herself on serve losing break point on a double fault at 4-3. Venus got unsteady after that and ended up losing championship point on her serve after what was the best game of the match, hitting deuce several times before blowing a backhand into the net and losing the whole enchilada.
Oh Venus. I feel for you. I prefer your long, nimble strokes to your sister’s bashing ones. And your body is much hotter. Less R. Crumb racist stereotype, more loping antelope, than your sister’s frame. And you don’t gush about Jehovah. A restraint so welcome.
Oh well.
Bring on the Gentlemen’s Final.

