var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9540204-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} französische Filme und Korbkugel. was Sie Tennis mich nennen, benennen Sie Genozid. tadellos in seiner Plastizität, die er auf dem Pfosten-menschlichen einfaßte, keine fetten Mädchen. A Fiction Sans Taste About Shit, Post-Fan from my beautiful tumblerette.Tumblr (3.0; @lazerfuque)http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuq2i2TBc1qz8guwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s interesting about this is that The Netherlands, a country with an evolved and, eh, enlightened policy re: the Reefer isn’t in the top 5 when it comes to weed consumption, falling far behind the Danes, the Cheech and Chong of northern Europe.</p> <p>C’mon Romania. You guys would probably benefit more than most from a well-rolled spliff.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/238207279http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/238207279Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:03:53 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksuo69DUMq1qz8guwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yup, that’s a 34 yr old Sarko twenty years ago today taking a pickaxe to the Wall.</p> <p>He’s like the Zelig of continental politics.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/238176974http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/238176974Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:22:56 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksu2hpqt8U1qz8guwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s charging $10 for a dozen eggs that gets people to argue Farmer’s Markets and biodynamic farming are a load of horse shit and from that purview, they’ve got a point.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/237881757http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/237881757Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:34:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DKulXSlNH70&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DKulXSlNH70&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Back in the day, someone, Nick, talked me into drinking my own piss to help my eczema.</p> <p>It wasn’t like he was tricking me.</p> <p>He was drinking his piss too.</p> <p>Initially I drank it the way this guy does but, dang, it’s tough to drink it warm.</p> <p>Best way: take your first piss of the day—it’s the most potent—and chill it in the icebox for a few hours.</p> <p>Drink it between breakfast and lunch and chase it with a little bit of whole milk.</p> <p>Or don’t cause it’s bunk and it’s triple overtime for your kidneys.</p> <p><a href="http://petersheik.tumblr.com/post/237563082" target="_blank">petersheik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Juan Manuel Marquez. Real talk.</p> </blockquote>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/237784925http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/237784925Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:06:58 -0500 <embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" salign="l" flashvars="&titleAvailable=true&playerAvailable=true&searchAvailable=false&shareFlag=N&singleURL=http://latimes.vidcms.trb.com/alfresco/service/edge/content/b5e366ff-2aeb-4182-88c1-e739986c854b&propName=latimes.com&hostURL=http://www.latimes.com&swfPath=http://latimes.vid.trb.com/player/&omAccount=tribglobal&omnitureServer=latimes.com" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" menu="true" name="PaperVideoTest" bgcolor="#ffffff" devicefont="false" wmode="transparent" scale="showall" loop="true" play="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" src="http://latimes.vid.trb.com/player/PaperVideoTest.swf" align="middle" height="450" width="300"></embed><br/><br/>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/236381081http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/236381081Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:27:59 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr53yukXC1qz8guwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Do I really have to see this?</p> <p>No? But will I be considered another hipster bigot [shut it danielle!] if I skip it?</p> <p>Terrific. I’ll wait for the Showtime screening.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/236160914http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/236160914Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:38:00 -0500<p>Anyone have the new album from Julian Casablancas?</p> <p>I’m not too cool to admit I miss The Strokes.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/236119745http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/236119745Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:46:08 -0500<p>Dan’s score jumps from 16 to 28 points.</p> <p>Persse appears on the board, zooming from 0 to 7 pts.</p> <p>Congrats.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/234073966http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/234073966Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:39:06 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksbgap0gTx1qz8guwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is Bollatieri SLIM?</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/227735557http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/227735557Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:18:23 -0400<a href="http://www.megaporn.com/video/?v=IOSMPXAI">Dept Of. My Sister?!</a>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/227730695http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/227730695Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:08:35 -0400<p>Body</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/227682748http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/227682748Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:48:36 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8t07j0qo1qz8guwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SUPER SHANKS!!! What a lucky girl. Her cat’s manhood is sufficient to please her! </p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/226217486http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/226217486Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:00:06 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8nst2ZL81qz8guwo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Reason Number 657: Why Not To Swallow The Gun.</p> <p>Cat Bloggers!</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/226133079http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/226133079Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:07:28 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks8g9ujC6b1qzp2x4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes Rabbits eat their boogers.</p> <p>Don’t judge them.</p> <p><a href="http://dailybunny.org/post/226022405/via" target="_blank">dailybunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/unaerica/551614590/" target="_blank">Via</a></p> </blockquote>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/226030658http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/226030658Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:35:55 -0400<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/10/28/sports/AP-TEN-Agassis-Book-Crystal-Meth.html?hp">Meth: Is It Now Officially Classy?</a>: <p>For the record: Slim is <i>NOT</i> Yannick Noah.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/225968657http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/225968657Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:13:28 -0400<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krzmqbIDKe1qz8guwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/221261564http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/221261564Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:05:47 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krz58yI1Rf1qz8guwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fritzl The Cat</p> <p>Is Back!</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/221005806http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/221005806Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:48:32 -0400<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krxlhfAX6d1qz8guwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/220222849http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/220222849Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:44:03 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdXOeWMwX-4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdXOeWMwX-4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/220066618http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/220066618Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:48:00 -0400<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krue65TPG01qz8guwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>There’s almost too much to mention but when I saw this I thought “Why does Tony Parker look so old?”</p> <p>I worked out the dates and Colin <i>could be</i> his dad.</p>http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/218651804http://lazerfuque.tumblr.com/post/218651804Tue, 20 Oct 2009 22:13:16 -0400